No I don't have a dog!

[Zammo]

I thought I'd do something constructive this weekend and spent it cleaning out my car after I was giving someone a lift the other day and they asked if I had a dog, well I don't, so that to me was a reason to clean out my tip of a car�strangest or yuckiest thing you've found in your car when cleaning it out? I found a lot of hair and no I definitely don't have a dog, the floor of my carpet was covered � it must all come from me�eugh!

[craft1948]

My car's quite clean and I do have a dog. However, I do remember once clearing out my handbag whilst in the pub and finding a jar of Branston Pickle in it..........

[dot.haukes]

My car is reasonably clean, even the booster seat area is spotless cos my grandson is 10 now and doesn;t make a mess, but the passenger seat floor and seat are always a mess cos my eldest son rolls his own cigs and whenever I hoover the car interior I pick up lots of loose tobacco from the passenger well and the passenger seat! Oh and a few cig papers too!

[tamborine]

lots of pop-button thingies where mechanics removed door fittings & left for me to puzzle out?

[mrs_overall]

I've never found anything strange in my car, but once when we came back from holiday I opened my case and a small lizard jumped out.

[NoK]

So don't hang around and be foolish
Do something constructive with your weekend -
From Monday morning I work for Friday nights
Collect my wages, then try to paint on the smell of soap -

[dot.haukes]

eh? are you goping doollaly tap in your grey state nok?

[tamborine]

tattoo a bar of soap and keep rubbing it - save on heating costs.

[mrs.chappie]

When cleaning the interior, my brother once found a bundle of fish and chips underneath the seat of his car. We pull his leg about it, asking him if he was using 'em as an air freshener!

How strange is this - I have been unable to log in to AB on my usual computer for the last couple of days. Today I am using hubby's netbook and I have logged in with no trouble at all!

[tamborine]

great ur back Mrs.C. does the netbook use the same internet connexion?

[dot.haukes]

oh welcome back mrsC! was your id already signed in on that notebook?

[NoK]

I know why I'm alive now
Everything else is a lie now
Now I know why I'm here

[mrs_overall]

NoK - have you been sniffing the paint thinners again?

[mrs.chappie]

Thanks tambo! Yes, it is the same internet connection, so I am completely baffled. I kept getting an error message, summat about only using letters A - Z or numbers in the username. Thought my dot was c0cking things up!

I also thought it might be that I have two usernames, and there's something going on with peeps with more than one username at the mo.

[NoK]

ok

http://www.youtube.com/watch?vZJgSDjNJCk0

allright................. here it comes

[craft1948]

chrsit nokno's morphing into stompe.....

[mrs.chappie]

Sorry dot, just noticed your post. Yes, I was already signed in on the netbook.