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zabado | 18:37 Fri 16th Jul 2010 | Phrases & Sayings
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This morning somewhere in Africa a gazelle woke up and thought, if I don't run faster than the fastest lion today I will be eaten . This morning somewhere in Africa a lion woke up and thought ,if I don't run faster than the slowest gazelle today I will go hungry. The moral of this story is ,when you wake up in the morning start bloody running.
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zabado - zebramaydo but ttfndont!
The other moral of the story is ---- if you are a gazelle you don't have to run faster than the lion , but you do have to run faster than the slowest gazelle.
Or... if you're a slow lion don't bother with gazelle, invite an aardvark or zebra for breakfast.
Hi zabado,just had to say I love your avatar, really makes me smile.
Regards.Val.
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Thanks Val. It's me as a kid.......
(No it's not I'm a lickel lyer)

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