Itchy bum dilemma !!!

[zzxxee]

What do you do if you have an itchy bum, your in a room full of strangers ,
you need to scratch it, but cant leave the room for ages ???

[LoftyLottie]

Suffer!

[anneasquith]

never ignore an itch....just go for it.

[The-HouseHusband]

If it is a room full of strangers that you will never see again then just have a good scratch!!

[zzxxee]

You cant do that Anne tis wrong wrong wrong
but you cant suffer either lofty cos you wriggle about looking all silly !!.

[snags]

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ha7B2gVDXjY/0.jpg

[NazNomad]

Go for it, but remember ... there is a fine line between scratching and tearing.

[mazie]

if it was your nose you would scratch, so why not?

[LoftyLottie]

Excuse yourself for a toilet break. You would have to leave the room for that wouldn't you. You wouldn't just sit there and wee!!

[pa___ul3]

find the best looking stranger and rub up against them

[anneasquith]

well lofty,,, here we have another reason for using tena lady, wee all day till your hearts content....................... lol

[ABconsultant]

If there are no toilets look for a jewellers with a sign saying pick your own ring

[craft1948]

Have a discreet scratch but remember not to go "Oh yes, oh yes"..............

[zzxxee]

but is scratching your bum wrong anyway ?????
im only asking this as my daughter came home from school yesterday and said she was in a hall full of kids who were visiting from another school, a 2 hr lecture they were not allowed to leave.
Then the itch started.

[zzxxee]

lol @ ab con x

[LoftyLottie]

Blimey Anne. You would need to stuff a couple of packs in your drawers!!

[ttfn]

It happened on film Lottie!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSC2U2yYESw

[LoftyLottie]

Well I am sure she could have gone for a wee. The school can't ban that!!

[NazNomad]

... don't sniff your finger afterwards ... that's wrong.

[Sqad]

craft....LOL

[zzxxee]

shes to bloody quiet they had a loo break before it started then for two hours an itchy bum !!!!