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marval | 14:14 Sun 12th Jun 2011 | Jokes
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A man raised animals on a small farm in the countryside. The farm was a
peaceful place. Then, one day a pig was found murdered in the barn.

Upset, the farmer was determined to find the killer. The only witness was a rabbit. The farmer lined up all the suspects: a cow, a young goat, a horse and a rooster. He told the rabbit to pick out the killer.

The rabbit hopped up and down the line. He stopped and nodded his head at the young goat. Nervously, the goat said, "I didn't do it!"

The farmer replied, "The hare's looking at you, kid."
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Bl00dy townies who don't know the difference between a Hare and a Wabbit.
You can't have a rabid hare but you can get a hairy rabbit.

sorry.
Had you only substituted hare for rabbit in the preamble it would have been a very funny joke.
How do you cure baldness?

Paint rabbits on your head, and from a distance they will look like hares!

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