sheep

[inacoma]

How do i get sheep out of my house? help!!!!!!

[ummmm]

You go up to them and whisper 'I'm a mate of NazNomad's'

Seriously though....put a roof and door on the house!!

[wolf63]

The landlord of the flat below me told me that 'sheep' could be responsible for blocking our drains. I just looked at him blankly. It seems that 'sheep' are female hygiene products.

Does that help?

[boxtops]

Well, I've never heard them called that before, wolfy - I shall snigger next time I am in that aisle in Tesco!
As it gives a whole new meaning for Freemen of the City of London, having the right to drive sheep across London Bridge..... (do you think naz and DT know that?)!

[ummmm]

I think Naz knows that :-)

[wolf63]

:-) Maybe you're right ummmm

Why is this site always ssssssssssoooooooooooo slow on a Sunday?

Maybe I could go and count my sheep. ;-)

[ummmm]

I know....

Very quiet today.

[flump1]

you can't count them, the critters run too fast !!

[rowanwitch]

Moony is looking for a new girlfriend let him know tomorrow morning....he'll be round like a shot

[ummmm]

Looool....this house is in Ireland. You think Moony will make the trip?

[ttfn]

Pardon, Rowan?

thuddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

The 2-timing bumpkin !

[rowanwitch]

train to birmingham....connection to holyhead... ferry and hire a car from there... he'll be there by tea time

[ummmm]

Great news Rowan....there's quite a few of them I think :-)

[rowanwitch]

Don't tell him he's getting group sex he'll never come back...

[moonraker558]

SHEEP! How many and what are their names? I am on my way.

[ummmm]

I don't know....lot's. They are all called 'darling' :-)

[DTCwordfan]

Norma, Naomi, Rosemary, Shagme and Eric. ^^^^

[mccfluffy]

Swap yr sheep for my imaginary spider horde

[moonraker558]

I aint ad the pleasure yet

[rowanwitch]

see I knew he'd be keen

[TWR]

Chuck in a pair of Green wellies