Astronomy Common Knowledge Quiz.......
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I need some quotes...famous or not?
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Any reason that this is in animals?
On a grave headstone "I told you I was ill"
On someone's deathbed "God will forgive me. It's his profession"
In a court case, (on which I was a juror) -
Judge: How can you be sure this happened at 3.15pm?
defendent: I always look at my watch when something is going to happen.
On a grave headstone "I told you I was ill"
On someone's deathbed "God will forgive me. It's his profession"
In a court case, (on which I was a juror) -
Judge: How can you be sure this happened at 3.15pm?
defendent: I always look at my watch when something is going to happen.
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For me, American humorist and author Mark Twain (real name Samuel Langhorne Clemens) was the best exponent of “one liners”. A few examples of the many hundreds you can find:
"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt."
"Denial ain't just a river in Egypt."
"The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated" [after learning that his obituary had been published in a New York newspaper].
"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt."
"Denial ain't just a river in Egypt."
"The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated" [after learning that his obituary had been published in a New York newspaper].
