Who's the daddy?

[starone]

The following are all replies that Manchester women have written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing "father's details". These are genuine excerpts from the forms. (and if you believe that you'll believe anything)

Be sure to check out 10. It takes 1st prize and 3 is runner up.

1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia was fathered
by Maclearndon McKinley I am unsure as to the identity of the father of
Marlinda, but I believe that she was conceived on the same night.

2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.

3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was
conceived at a party at 360 East Bolton Avenue where I had sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you please send me his phone number? Thanks.

4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced.

5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am awaiting a
letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was ejaculate and
that he is the Saver risen again.

6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia dad as he informs me that to do
so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications
for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise...

7.Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A If you do catch up with him, can
you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned at the same time.... well, I don't have a clue.

8.From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Euro-Disney
World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.

9. So much about that night is a blur The only thing that I remember for
sure is Gordon Ramsey did a programme about eggs earlier in the evening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 56
Miller St , mine might have remained unfertilized.

10. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all,
like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you
fart.

[marval]

lol, oh dear and to think they are true too.