Why do pubes grow curly and beards grow staight?

[colk1000]

As the title says?

[Baldric]

Hello colk, and welcome to AB.

[sir.prize]

Hia Colk. Which animals exactly are you talking about?

[chi-chi66]

here we go.....why do you think? lol

[Nibble]

I'll have to take your word for the state of an animals pubes, colk, I don't usually go hunting for such things.. Welcome to AB by the way ☺

[sir.prize]

It's Friday. It's 'owling down outside. No doubt the funny questions will be flooding in.

[chi-chi66]

I'm going out now..so will look in again to see if you have worked it out!

[rowanwitch]

I would imagine hair that is linked to areas of high numbers of excretory sweat glands and pheromone cells is curly to make it better at trapping and concentrating the secretions so they can be warmed by the body and then waft out to attract the opposite sex... mostly a throwback to when we were naked and much hairier

[Smowball]

Not the right section but never mind.....

Oh, btw, i dont know lol

[sir.prize]

Wow Doctor Rowan. That Marmite works wonders.

[doctordb]

Bum hair is the longest on the body. when you pull it, it makes your eyes close.

[Baldric]

^^^^^Ah, a medical opinion^^^^^

[rowanwitch]

I find pulling chest hair results in an arm swinging round and the stimulus of 'gerroff you little bu66er' from the OH

[humbersloop]

Miss, miss, somebody said bum! Miss!!

[Baldric]

^^^calm down dear^^^

[Prudie]

because pubic areas are more shocking than chins

[humbersloop]

sorry baldric, forgot myself for a minute...

[rowanwitch]

When you eat your crusts the curliness chemical migrates to areas like pubes and underarms by a form of targeted diffusion

[humbersloop]

Well Ab Editor must have eaten his crusts, pbuh! for his beard is curly

[Baldric]

As a kid I was always told that if I ate my crusts it would 'make my hair curl'
so, could it be that when (if) you eat a crust it sinks to your stomach, which is near your pubes so it works on them, but is too far away from your hair to have any effect on it. And, just a thought, would rubbing crusts on your head make your hair curl?
Any volunteers out there?

[rowanwitch]

Might be better to eat crusts and do a headstand for a while