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Harley Davidsons and Vaseline
Joe desperately wanted to buy a motorcycle and didn't have much luck until, one day, he cames across a beautiful Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it.
The bike seemed even better than a new one, although it was ten years old and was so well kept that it was very shiny and in absolute mint condition.
He immediately bought it and asked the seller how he kept it in such great condition for ten years.
"Well, it's quite simple really", said the seller, "whenever the bike is outside and it's gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain", and he handed Joe a jar of Vaseline.
That night, Joe's girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they take the bike.
Just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says,
"I have to tell you something about my family before we go in. When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes.'"
"No problem", he says.. and in they go.
Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes pied about four feet high. In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, in fact every where looks... dirty dishes.
They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word.
As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation so he leans over and kisses Sandra.
No one says a word.
So he reaches over and starts to fondle her breasts.
Still, nobody says a word.
So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table and makes love to her, right there in front of her parents.
His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.
He looks at her mom..
"She's got a great body", he thinks.
So he grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, pulls down her panties, and screws her every which way but loose, right there on the dinner table.
After she orgasms, he sits down again.
Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling while Mom is pleasantly beaming.
But still.... total silence.
All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain cats and dogs.
Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket...
Suddenly the father shouts....
'I'll do the Fluffin'' dishes!!'
The bike seemed even better than a new one, although it was ten years old and was so well kept that it was very shiny and in absolute mint condition.
He immediately bought it and asked the seller how he kept it in such great condition for ten years.
"Well, it's quite simple really", said the seller, "whenever the bike is outside and it's gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain", and he handed Joe a jar of Vaseline.
That night, Joe's girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they take the bike.
Just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says,
"I have to tell you something about my family before we go in. When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes.'"
"No problem", he says.. and in they go.
Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes pied about four feet high. In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, in fact every where looks... dirty dishes.
They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word.
As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation so he leans over and kisses Sandra.
No one says a word.
So he reaches over and starts to fondle her breasts.
Still, nobody says a word.
So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table and makes love to her, right there in front of her parents.
His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.
He looks at her mom..
"She's got a great body", he thinks.
So he grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, pulls down her panties, and screws her every which way but loose, right there on the dinner table.
After she orgasms, he sits down again.
Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling while Mom is pleasantly beaming.
But still.... total silence.
All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain cats and dogs.
Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket...
Suddenly the father shouts....
'I'll do the Fluffin'' dishes!!'
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