Man Has It Off With A Sofa

[joggerjayne]

LOL

Was that the actual sofa?

She's not even a good looking sofa.

http://www.thesun.co....fa-in-the-street.html

[joggerjayne]

Actually, I'm more curious about the line at the bottom of the article ... how does one have sex with a bottle bank, exactly ???

[beejay1124]

v careully JJ-v carefully

[joggerjayne]

Well, yes BJ.

but the openings on bottle banks are at eye level. I wonder if he was on a step ladder, or something?

[DTCwordfan]

the bottle bank, well she was trash.

[joggerjayne]

Very good, DT ... LOL x

[emmie]

was it a comfy sofa,

[bibblebub]

One has to put one's magnum in somewhere, so why not a bottle bank?

[commoner]

He He!....had an event or two ON a sofa...never WITH one though....been better with someone in the "love seat" as it puts it....like it!

[snags]

Sofa Loren.

Chair Guevara.

Peter Couch.

[DTCwordfan]

the sofa - well she had plenty of padding.

[DTCwordfan]

she was, one could say, well up-holstered.

[rowanwitch]

He didn't have to Chaise her for longue

[DTCwordfan]

Apparently the sofa, she is Turkish, an Ottoman.....

[Old_Geezer]

Was he high or something ? Sounds like he needs psychological help.

[DTCwordfan]

or maybe from Derbyshire, Chesterfield.

[rowanwitch]

Just heard he's been banned from DFS

[EDDIE51]

I've had it off 'on' the sofa does that count?

[humbersloop]

Sofa, so good

[LochNessMonster]

He actually wanted to make love to a water bed but their love drifted apart ?

[Dee Sa]

it beggars belief ????? maybe he was thru to te springs ?