badger Cull.

[moonraker558]

A couple were driving home late one wet and miserable night when they clipped a badger at the side of the road. On inspection the badger was found to be alive and they decided to take it home to see if it would recover. As they continued on their journey the badger began to shiver uncontrollably so the man suggested his wife should place it between her legs to keep it warm. "No way!" she said "It's wet and smelly." he replied "That's ok, just make sure it's head is sticking out and it should be fine!!"

[excelsior-1]

Eeesch!

[albaqwerty]

chortle! ☺