It Was Rowan's Fault!

[gness]

In the pub in Birmingham with Tony and Dave waiting for Rowan and Redman who I've never met. Nipped to the loo and there was a lady in a red coat.....has to be Rowan I thought. It was so we hugged....bladders could wait.
Can I get you a drink.....I asked. No....replied Rowan.....Redman's at the bar getting some in......I'll catch you up.
There is one man at the bar, being served.....right age...looks pampered by a good woman....has to be Redman.
I sidle up, rub my arm against his and say.....Heloooooo, Redman darling. Mine's a Guinness.
Well..errrrr.... Stammers the startled man.......I'm not Redman but I can be if you like.
No he bloody well can't.... says a female voice behind me....he's with me.
And the more you try to apologise and explain the worse you look. :-(

[boxtops]

Oh dear ... :-)

[tonyav]

LOL fancy blaming Rowan, I saw it all !.

[mccfluff]

lol

[DTCwordfan]

hilarious.....it was probably was Ed Millipede.....

[sunny-dave]

How's the goat, Tony?

[tonyav]

Doh he's very well, thanks dave.

[rowanwitch]

And Tony and redman were comparing something they both had but it was rather small ... it was a bit dark to see ..

Gness got her little gadget out but complained she had to suck so hard she nearly got a hernia every time she tried it

Various strange men suffered minor injuries and it was a lot of fun...

[gness]

The beard needs combing Tony. x

[tonyav]

Yes it was Rowan, gawd that bloody trolley, limp limp.

[tonyav]

Don't you get worrying about that gness, he will be well groomed.

[rowanwitch]

she nearly got the man on the woodcarving stall after dropping her glove behind part of his display.... I had visions of him being crushed by all the wooden owls that were fixed to it

[gness]

I needed the trolley for the lollies and the goat.....and it cleared a passage through the throng for you all!

[tonyav]

Yes she gave it her best shot Rowan lol.

[tonyav]

Toes put the wine away.

[rowanwitch]

That's everyone but NoM accounted for....

[gness]

Rowan...I thought it was a shelf so I put my glove on it. I didn't know it was a light fitting to illuminate his bits and bobs.

[sunny-dave]

http://oi49.tinypic.com/sb07px.jpg

[tonyav]

Think she is probably still wining and dining Rowan.

[tonyav]

Not come out to bad at all, dave.