Another Man Walks Into A Chemist

[SpikeyBush]

It is really busy. He's barging through the queue with his hand up in the air shouting "Miss, Miss, Miss, give me three condoms"

"Don't you DARE 'Miss' me!" retorts the sales assistant.

"Best make it four then"

[excelsior-1]

very good

[Canary42]

Similar to :-

Customer: 99 condoms please

Shop assistant: 99 ! @£$% me.

Customer: Better make it 100 then.

[marval]

HaHa