We have a new one "I hear mum coming up the road, I'll do a large poo in the litter tray". It's been days since I've come in and not been greeted by a humming poo......
lol Tony. Clearly you have years of experience as a "slave".
Fatboy came home tonight with a dead bird (it had clearly been dead for some time - ie weeks, the lazy sod). I then told Mr BM he would have to get his own supper (I went out for lunch). So he said to Fatboy "Go catch me something then". I responded "Hmmmm, nice if you like a ropey old bird". The response I got was "I've already got one of them"..........