Polar Bears...
Baby Polar bear says to his mum "Mum? Mum? am I really a polar bear?"
Of course you are baby bear, you've got a big furry white coat and big white paws
A minute goes past and baby bear says again "Mum? MUM? am I really a polar bear?"
Of course you are baby bear, you love eating seals and fish dont you
Another minute goes past and baby bear again says "MUM? MUM??? am I really a polar bear?"
Mum says of course you are baby bear, you live in the Arctic, got a furry white coat, big white paws, love eating fish and seals, Why?
Baby polar bear says " Because I'm ****ing freezing"