Cats Computer Dictionary

[marval]

BROWSER:
What I like to be at 3:00 am when I rearrange all your books on your desk. Where's a kitty supposed to lay down with all that mess?

WALLPAPER:
My favorite stuff, mostly in the kitchen and bathroom, I use to exercise my claws on.

DEFRAG:
Coughing up hairballs. Hey, it's just a little maintenance!

HYPERLINK:
Fake hot dog filled with my favorite pick-me-up: cat-nip.

SERVER:
My human subject. You can't call them waitress, or waiter, or slave anymore; it's not politically correct.

SHUT DOWN:
Nap time - my favorite 16 hours of the day.

LAPTOP:
Little ol' me. Certainly cuter, more useful, valuable, and entertaining. and no batteries are required.

DEFAULT:
Blame. If something gets broken around the house, don't look at me! It's probably that human I have to share my house with, or the dog's fault!

WINDOW:
The best place to watch birds, squirrels, and that weird dog next door eat out of the rubbish bin and chase cars.

HOME PAGE:
My papers - newspapers, that is, that I used before graduating to the real kitty litter box. I think they were the "Wanted: DOG" ads..

[excelsior-1]

yes, i like those

[askyourgran]

Lol, don't forget the empty box or paper bag.