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Gambling Dog
A business man enters into a large Las Vegas casino followed by his well-groomed hunting dog.
The two make their way to a roulette table, and he sits down with his dog at his side.
As the next game begins, the man's dog tosses a mouthful of $1000 chips onto the table.
Remarkably, the numbers each chip fall on pay off. The dog quickly jumps up on the table, gathers up their winnings and heads off to another table.
Not to be lost, the man quickly jumps up and follows after his dog.
As before, the dog tosses a mouthful of chips onto the table for betting, and once again the couple walk away winners. Not to waiver from the drill, the dog jumps up on the table, scoops up their winnings and jumps off the table. To yet another table they head.
This time the man's dog dumps all of their winnings on one hand of Blackjack. Remarkably, the dealer presents an ace and king to the man. A bit shocked, the dealer presents the man with his winnings. Not missing a beat, the dog hurls its massive body onto the game table, grabs all of their chips in its mouth and jumps back down to the man's side.
Tired from all of the gambling, they find a bar to sit down at. The man asks for a pint of ale for his dog and just a club soda for himself.
Puzzled by the man's request, and the large pile of chips at the dog's side, the bartender asks what type of dog does this very wealthy man have?
Patting his canine companion on the head, he smiles and says, " An Irish Better...what else?"
The two make their way to a roulette table, and he sits down with his dog at his side.
As the next game begins, the man's dog tosses a mouthful of $1000 chips onto the table.
Remarkably, the numbers each chip fall on pay off. The dog quickly jumps up on the table, gathers up their winnings and heads off to another table.
Not to be lost, the man quickly jumps up and follows after his dog.
As before, the dog tosses a mouthful of chips onto the table for betting, and once again the couple walk away winners. Not to waiver from the drill, the dog jumps up on the table, scoops up their winnings and jumps off the table. To yet another table they head.
This time the man's dog dumps all of their winnings on one hand of Blackjack. Remarkably, the dealer presents an ace and king to the man. A bit shocked, the dealer presents the man with his winnings. Not missing a beat, the dog hurls its massive body onto the game table, grabs all of their chips in its mouth and jumps back down to the man's side.
Tired from all of the gambling, they find a bar to sit down at. The man asks for a pint of ale for his dog and just a club soda for himself.
Puzzled by the man's request, and the large pile of chips at the dog's side, the bartender asks what type of dog does this very wealthy man have?
Patting his canine companion on the head, he smiles and says, " An Irish Better...what else?"
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