Good Morning Early Birds!

[waterboatman]

Sunday. There is a gentle breeze playing with the flowers and hedges. The stars are out to play and the moon is on watch. Is it too son to hope the nasty weather is over? We shall see.

Have a happy day everyone.

[waterboatman]

Yup. Yer wee man on the idiot box has just said more is on the way tomorrow. sigh

[janbee]

Morning lovely boaty xxx A calm night last night. ... for a welcome change. However, as you say, more on the way.

[waterboatman]

Morning jan. xxx How are you my lovely? It's nice to be able to go outside and not get blown straight back in again isn't it. Even if it is only for one day!

[janbee]

Yes, I'll make the most of this brief respite. I'm going out for a short run then home and then get ready for zumba at 12.
What are you doing today?

[waterboatman]

I have to go out too. Some shoplifting first, then gong to see a couple of friends I haven't seen for a while. Depending what time I get home watch some more eejits hurtling down mountains a chucking dirty great lumps of rock down the ice. Great fun! :o}

[janbee]

Ah yes, can't beat a bit of granite throwing and ice brushing can you?

[waterboatman]

I love it. The Brit girls are good...all good looking too, which is a bonus! :o}

[mrs_overall]

Morning boaty and janbee.

Calm and dry here for a change.

Boaty - you say you are going shoplifiting????????

can I give you an order?

[janbee]

Hi Mrs O xx
Yes, Boaty is our regular shoplifter. Put in your order now

[mrs_overall]

Thanks for that janbee x

Boaty - the entire contents of Marks & Spencer will do for starters :-)

[waterboatman]

Morning Mrs. O. xxx If you like but I can make no promises. ;o} I do most of my shopping at the weekend. It's almost a social club meeting. Our favourite checkout girl is always ready for a giggle or two. She came to Vera's funeral, so is a longstanding friend. :o}

[waterboatman]

My pockets are not that big Mrs.O.! You have to be a paid up member of the Thieves Guild too. :o}

[janbee]

Better go now and have my quick canter around the block. Back later if you're still here. xx

[mrs_overall]

Ah, there is the problem. I am a paid up member of the Assassins Guild and as you know we can only belong to one Guild at a time

[mrs_overall]

Bye janbee, have a good day xx

[waterboatman]

Have a happy jiggle jan. xxxxx :o}

[waterboatman]

That's always a problem Mrs. O. You know how strict the rules are and how jealously thet are guarded. The watch leave it to the guilds to police themselves don't they! :o}

[mrs_overall]

Fortunately, yes. I think Lord V had a hand in deciding that

[waterboatman]

He did. Sam doesn't like it but what can he do? His motley crew do things their own way.

[mrs_overall]

Oh don't talk to me about Sam's crew. I once had a very bad experience with Nobby.

You do realise that anyone reading this will think we are totally mad, unless they are in the know?