My turn to crib an idea from mrs-O, but what do you actually do every morning?
Mine is (every day)
Wake up (beat alarm clock if ringing on a work day)
move cat from legs
put specs on
get out of bed
look out of the window
Go downstairs to the bathroom, avoiding cats
Have a wee
Go further downstairs, prepare cats' medication, feed cats (to shut them up)
Go back up to bathroom, wash, clean teeth
after that is ad hoc, depending on what day it is.
Wake up with alarm at 6am
Go and wake Little Tiggs
Go down an put kettle on
Brush teeth / wash face
Get Little Tiggs dressed
Get myself dressed
Make coffee
Drink coffee
Leave house just after 7
Weekend;
Wake up whatever time Little Tiggs comes into my room
Slob about for rest of the day!
Depends on when morning starts as up lots through night for wees !!
Proper when it's time....put glasses on say hi to all my friends on GMEB ...go for wee make tea..watch news on telly..chat on here..then join the human race ..
Daily, down to kitchen/utility level, lets dogs out for a pee then feed them, grab a quick coffee while they're eating, go for walkies for about an hour, if it's a work day for OH she uses that quiet time for a shower and b'fast, home, quick look at GMEB's, then shower and b'fast myself. Then cross hall to office and look busy.
Grunt at Binnie
Grunt louder at ASBO
Snap at Fatboy
Yell at Barney for attacking Binnie
Put Fatboy on the floor for the umpteenth time
Say "Oh For Funks Sake" and get out of bed
Go into bathroom
Perform ablutions (with an audience of cats)
Go down stairs (pausing half way to allow the herd to pass me without breaking my neck)
Put kettle on
Trip over cats
Swear
Feed cats
Clean up cat poop/cat sick
Go out to chickens
Feed chickens and check coop
Then coffee and lots of it
Wake up.
Sit up.
Check news on iPad.
Patiently await cup of tea in bed.
Drink tea.
Check facebook.
Continue drinking tea.
Check email.
Anxiously await offer of second cup of tea.
Check another, trashier, news site.
Drink second cup of tea.
Mon-Fri try to shut the alarm up as quick as possible.
Fire on dressing gown.
Go for a wee.
Go downstairs, put kettle on, roll a smoke whilst kettle is boiling.
Make a cuppa.
Enjoy the cuppa with the ciggie, then
Make the young alba his cuppa and brekkie.
Take it to him at 4.50 am.
Come back and have another cuppa and ciggie, try to log on to AB.
Sat and Sunday, whatever passes for a normal day :-)
Wake up
Check the weather (bedroom curtains always open)
Put kettle on
Go to the loo
Collect paper
Make coffee
Back to bed with coffee and paper
Drink coffee while reading paper
Do the crossword
Plan the day
Rise, dress breakfast
Put upper plate in mouth; make a cup of tea; light a cigarette; and then sit and ruminate upon what nonsensical natter might have been posted on ChatterBank since you people have a five hour head start over me:)
weekday:
alarm 0630, go down and make tea, feed cats, go back to bed with tea.
Get out of bed, do bathroom, put on make-up, go down for ciggy, go back up, get dressed, do hair, leave for work.
Weekend:
Still wake up at 0630 and have tea in bed, then go downstairs and have another cup of tea and spend at least 2 hours on laptop before OH deigns to wake-up. Then more tea, then usually slobbing!