My Pet Mr.scorpion

[tristen]

I think my scorpion is poisonous but i don't know and im tempted to get stung to find out but i don't really feel like getting killed if it is sense i live several states away from where i got him so how in hell do you see if a scorpion is poisonous to humans?

[sandyRoe]

Get it to sting somebody else.

[Mamyalynne]

Go on let him, you know you want to.

[sandyRoe]

would you leave me your Diablo game?

[tristen]

don't tempt me!! i really do want to get stung by it and i can't really let it sting someone else i think that would be some kind of manslaughter

[Mamyalynne]

Just in case, get someone to read this to you...


http://www.orkin.com/stinging-pests/scorpions/scorpion-sting-treatments/

[tristen]

and no my diablo game is following me to the grave

[Jeza]

You're having a laugh. Give him a cuddle and see what happens.

[Mamyalynne]

That's a bit selfish.

[Mamyalynne]

Not you Jeza.

[Baldric]

The Barron Knights, think there're were 4 of them!

[Baldric]

Oops, wrong thread!

[tristen]

oh nope imma leave him alone that little trip through what the toxins can do to you makes me glad i dont mess with him i think its a sand scorpion and the site you sent said a few things about some looking weak and not killer and mine looks really weak and stuff so NOPE!!

[sandyRoe]

Baldric, how many pips did Gladys have? I can't remember

[anneasquith]

there is only one way to find out,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,just do it :)

[tristen]

pfft if i do this is what would happen

news lady: today paramedics in Pennsylvania found a 17 year old teen dead near his bedroom door apparently killed by a scorpion sting the have not found the animal yet but they do know that it was an EXTREMELY stupid thing to do

[sandyRoe]

but be careful where you let it sting you, in case you need to get a friend to suck the venom out.

[tristen]

i haz no friends lol id litterally just die

[Jeza]

Why do you have a pet scorpion in the first place. You can't take him for a walk, you can't cuddle him, so what do you do with him. How does he know you love him?

[shoota]

Tristen is an anagram of 'nitters'.


Snitter, snitter, snitter.....

[anneasquith]

sandy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!tut tut do you mean a smelly toe ?