Please bear with me, but got to tell you this :0)
Many years ago Mr P and I were driving thro' Gateshead when we decided to stop for fish and chips. Mr P went in, shop was empty then a voice came and said 'what do ya want' (geordie) he said 'fish and chips twice please, the voice said again 'what do ya want' this went on for a few more times, then a man came out from the back and said 'what do ya want? in exactly the same tone.Of course it was a lovely Mynah bird. Still laugh when we think about it, thanks for reminding me -rosy
Never know, maybe someone will know the shop (and the bird-lol)