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Patsy33 | 20:49 Tue 31st May 2016 | Jokes
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A new type of broom has come out.
It is sweeping the nation....
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Brush this one under the rug ;-)
22:00 Tue 31st May 2016
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It made me bristle.
22:00 Tue 31st May 2016
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Are you giving this joke the brush off?
22:02 Tue 31st May 2016
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Should I come clean?
22:15 Tue 31st May 2016
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Yes, let's clear this message up..
22:26 Tue 31st May 2016
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You both deserve to be panned.
22:28 Tue 31st May 2016
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Mess!
22:31 Tue 31st May 2016
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Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little broom."

"Impossible", said the groom broom.

"We haven't even swept together."
22:34 Tue 31st May 2016
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^Broom-broom!
22:35 Tue 31st May 2016
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Bet he whisked her away.
22:46 Tue 31st May 2016
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Ooh, there's nothing like a good sweep!
22:56 Tue 31st May 2016

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