My Partner

[marval]

My partner was preparing lunch today when she asked, “Sweetheart, where’s the cheese grater?” “Some would say France, others would say England,” I replied.

I’m hosting a panel show later. It’s about fencing.

Our book club challenged us to read a 1000 page book in a day. I chose the Greater London road atlas. I’m streets ahead of the rest.

I saw a tree standing all by itself in the middle of some fields. I thought, ‘That doesn’t look poplar’.

My friend told me he’s been beating up sea fish, sounds like cods-wallop to me

I made the mistake of buying a running machine the other day. I haven’t seen it since.

I failed my chair exam. I have to resit.

My sister has been to college and is well on her way to becoming a professional make-up artist. She’s already got her foundation degree.

Went to go and see that new film about an adventurous biscuit. The Bourbon Supremacy.

I tink my postmn is a thif My leters keep gong misin.

I thought I would be romantic and drink champagne from my wife’s shoe. I started to feel sleepy and sick. I think she had laced it.

I robbed a greengrocers earlier. But my efforts were fruitless.

[Patsy33]

Very good Marval. I like the postman one! Haha....

[Voltage]

lol to all of them

[Shaglene]

I like the quickies............