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I have been having some trouble with my server today, he still refuses to bring me my slippers.
The abominable snowman could easily have defeated the Loch Ness monster. Yeti didn’t.
I went to the clock shop today and said, “This clock you sold me loses fifteen minutes every hour.” The shop owner said, “Well there is a sign in the window that says 25% off everything.”
A gang of thieves stole a railway line last night. Police have searched the area but found no tracks.
I took my dog for a checkup at the vet’s today. He is still a dog.
Before we split up, my wife was obsessed with horoscopes. I’m sure that’s what Taurus apart.
I have been researching my ancestry and I have discovered that my family made money from Wool. It didn’t do them any good though. None of the shops would accept it.
I contacted a company about supplying me some punctuation marks for my shop sign. I am still waiting for a quote.
I failed Geography at school. I couldn’t find the exam room.
I saw a good looking woman walking down the street, so I gave her a wolf whistle. “What’s this for?” she asked. I said, “If you see a wolf, blow on that and someone will come and rescue you.”
The abominable snowman could easily have defeated the Loch Ness monster. Yeti didn’t.
I went to the clock shop today and said, “This clock you sold me loses fifteen minutes every hour.” The shop owner said, “Well there is a sign in the window that says 25% off everything.”
A gang of thieves stole a railway line last night. Police have searched the area but found no tracks.
I took my dog for a checkup at the vet’s today. He is still a dog.
Before we split up, my wife was obsessed with horoscopes. I’m sure that’s what Taurus apart.
I have been researching my ancestry and I have discovered that my family made money from Wool. It didn’t do them any good though. None of the shops would accept it.
I contacted a company about supplying me some punctuation marks for my shop sign. I am still waiting for a quote.
I failed Geography at school. I couldn’t find the exam room.
I saw a good looking woman walking down the street, so I gave her a wolf whistle. “What’s this for?” she asked. I said, “If you see a wolf, blow on that and someone will come and rescue you.”
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