I Am A Mole And I Live In A Hole
A Mummy mole, a Daddy mole, and a baby mole all live in a little mole hole.
One day the Daddy mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says,"Yum! I smell maple syrup!"
Then the mummy mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says "Yum! I smell honey!"
The baby mole tries to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but can't because the bigger moles are in the way so he says, "Geez, all I smell is MOLASSES!"