Gove's Job Creation Scheme

[Canary42]

How pathetic.

Gove boasting in Parliament that the building of lots of lorry parks to cope with the enormous post-Brexit queues is a job creation opportunity.

[tonyav]

Probably is if your in the ground working trade. Not many jobs for any other trades or skills though.

[Jackdaw33]

Why should there be lorry queues post-Brexit?

[Mamyalynne]

Portaloo hire will be a lucrative trade to be in too.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-lorry-drivers-portaloos-kent-queues-transport-b1034479.html

[tonyav]

Good idea, Mamya. Greasy spoon trailers should do well to.

[gness]

Must be quite stressful on the back and shoulders driving a lorry. Someone with a tent and a massage chair could make a killing. I don't have a tent.

[sherrardk]

Bit of a long commute for you Gness.

[tonyav]

gness, I'll see Greeny about a tent ;-). I'm guessing marque size with all of those customers.

[gness]

True, Sherr and can only leave the house now for exercise. Fed up running to the pub. :-(

[gness]

Thanks, Tony. Complimentary massage for you and Greeny. X

[tonyav]

Ohhhh, we're blowing the dinghy up now.
( take no notice of the 'Chipperfields' sign on the marquee, we'll paint that out ).

[gness]

Ahh. Please don’t turn up in an exploding car!

[tonyav]

Ours always do, gness.

[Mamyalynne]

I can set up a black pea stall.

[gness]

Great, Mamya. I’ll call on you if I run out of massage oil.

[Mamyalynne]

Sorted.

[tonyav]

Oi missy Mamya, me and Greeny are from the Black country I'll have you know so we would prefer faggots and grey peas if you please.

[gness]

Gravy?

[tonyav]

Ahhhhgggg

[youngmafbog]

Whats pathetic, your question?

Of course some parks will be needed, not sure 'enormous' and if something needs building then, yes of course there are job opportunities.

[dannyk13]

ymb, Canary is just being his usual curmudgeonly self.He just can't help himself, it's his nature.