Whilst on holiday in Florida with Mrs Clarion, playing golf at Kissimmee Golf Club (now closed, sadly), I teed off at one hole that had a large pond down the right. I thought my ball had gone in the water, but, joy, it hadn't! It was a couple of yards from the water. The side of the pond had lots of small sand bars and reeds. I got out of the buggy and as I approached my ball, Mrs Clarion said: "Is that an alligator?"
I said, "where?"
"Just to right, near that sand"
I looked, and as I did so, the gator raised it's head out of the water. I said: "F***. It is!"
I picked my ball up rapid and turned to get in the buggy, only to see Mrs Clarion already driving it off, 20 yards away! Stand by your man, eh?!