I Nicked My Nose This Morning

[nicebloke1]

Nicked the end of my nose this morning with the razor. Do you think my coordination is on the blink.0:(

[Ken4155]

Perhaps you just have a big nose 😉

[nicebloke1]

I have now.

[Ken4155]

I now know who you really are, then. You've got a big red nose, so you must be Rudolph. Simples. 😊

[nicebloke1]

Thinking of getting myself off to A&E.

[nicebloke1]

Hope my head dont swell

[douglas9401]

Is the E for elbow?

[curlyfries81]

^ 😂

[ladybirder]

How many inches did you nick off?

[nicebloke1]

Come on ladybirder, I'm not Boris. :0)))

[-SharonA-]

So you gotta new nose!!! Who'd you Nick it from???

[Bazile]

Never mind - at least your sense of smell is as sharp as a razor , so you're able to smell the rust on the same razor , after  using it for the 50th time 

[nicebloke1]

Would it be wise not to think about shaving anywhere else for today?

[rowanwitch]

Go on. I dare you!

[gulliver1]

Nicebloke 13.19 Think Boris's Lady friends nicknamed him Justin.

[nicebloke1]

#:○)))) ^^^