Spiders

[Mike Lynkers]

Has anyone noticed spiders are getting bigger? I moved my tumble dryer earlier tonight and out charged the biggest meatiest beast I've ever seen, the thing had muscley legs and a body like a potato....ok, slight exaggeration on the body, but it were really big and I swear I thought I could make out fangs on it's big scary head.

Unluckily for Arnold Spidernegger, my dog also saw it bounding across the kitchen floor, ran over and ate it, but it's got me thinking......

If these things are marching up and down my house then its a good job my dog likes spiders cos I ain't lying when I say it were a good 3 inches long at least. and fat with it. I don't wanna go to sleep now cos of the thought of waking up with summat like THAT crawling on me face..

So, the reason I'm leavin a Q is in Body & Soul at midnight is, ain't it strange how a 28yr old bloke can suddenly develop a case of arachnophobia and insomnia?!?!? Anyone else had a similar experience? And do ya agree that spiders are gettin bigger?!?!

[Mike Lynkers]

lol....... yeah but do you eat spiders and moths?

[Goodsoulette]

if jo will eat the spiders Ill get the moths lol as long as you got some thousand island dressing

[Slooow_Jo]

emmm theres a point :-( oh well steak aint all that anyway lol

[goindoolally]

Some really humungous ones about. Had one that big t'other night, he offered me out! He had loads of tats, piercings and scars!

[Slooow_Jo]

Goods your offering to eat moths just for some steak...??
I must say I'm feeling a tad concerned chick ;-) lol

[Mike Lynkers]

lol @ Jo.....She's right Goodsoulette, but if you're truly willing to take on all super-spiders and megamoths for a bottle of thousand island dressing and a bit of steak, then you're my perfect woman please marry me lol

[Slooow_Jo]

flipping heck offer to eat a few moths & end up with a hubby!!!! Goods you go girl lol

[Slooow_Jo]

Hey Mike if she accepts then can I have the dog??

[goindoolally]

WM wot the heck you do that for? I won't sleep now!

[Mike Lynkers]

Jesus H........Thats gonna help the insomnia, cheers Ward~Minter lol

[Mike Lynkers]

And Jo, No, ya can not have me dog!!!!! ;-)

[Slooow_Jo]

whoa WM thats a big bugger !!!

[Slooow_Jo]

*hopes goods accepts but doesn't like dogs*

[Mike Lynkers]

Hey WM. betcha don't hear that line every day lol!!!

[Slooow_Jo]

Yeah his nose coz his real name is pinocchio !! lol

[Mike Lynkers]

ha ha ha dunno which answer if found funnier lol

[Mike Lynkers]

HA HA HA HA HA In your wildest WM lol