We are having a lot of problems with wood lice at the moment, its that bad that they are even coming through the jets in the jaccuzi. I sweep them up and lo and behold, there's another thats took its place. We do not have wood flooring, we have tiles so any idea what is attracting them. Is my house full of wood rot!!!!!!!
If they are coming through the jets in your jacuzzi why not get your butler to clean it out after he has finished cleaning the silver, maybe they are after all your wads of cash that are made from trees!
(Posted tongue in cheek in case you are offended - jacuzzi indeed! LOL).