Have I discovered a new underclass?

[##Wardy##]

For some unknown reason, I am watching darts on TV at the moment. I can honestly say, whilst examining the audience, that I have never seen such a selection of a new found breed of the peasant class. There is so much fake sportswear and Elizabeth Duke gold, the cameraman doesn't know where to focus.

I feel like David Attenbourgh having discovered a new tribe of gorillas or something. I am quite excited. My favourite new breed I have already termed "The Darts Wives".

Are my findings anything new, or have the darts underclass already been documented?

My god, whilst writing I have just seen a woman (in the biological sense only) attempting to portray a "sexy santa" She is a conservative size 24, had a tooth missing and was smoking a roll-up!!!

[ummmm]

I love watching Darts. It's full of people I've only ever heard about!!!

[curly-milf]

i think their called "ferol" people

[Eve]

Have you never watched Jeremy Kyle?

[##Wardy##]

It gets better, a man had at least one gold sovereign on every finger. I think there may have been one on the thumbs too.

(Very Jeremy Kyle indeed)

[curly-milf]

tell tale signs are creole earings, more the better

[chicklin]

Ooooh! And I thought we lived in a classless society! You all sound very snobby =-)

[badgerchops]

I am sure there are plenty of middle class people in the crowd too but their 'fade into the background' looks aren't as forefront as the people you are focusing on.

Yes Darts audiences are quite 'chavy' i guess but what do you want them to wear.... twinsets and pearls , to watch the men in the polo shirts with fat bellies throw something at a circle. Its not like the players are dressed up is it !

[warpig1]

badgerchops, take your point but - men in polo shirts with fat bellies - is that not just the upper class swingers throwing their keys in the circle at parties?

[Everhelpful]

Wardy, just who do you think you are? From what you say an Inverted Snob.!!!!

[-Zorro-]

Not so much WAGS as HAGS.

But the chicks leading the players on (as so to speak) are canny

[ummmm]

I'm a snob

[Everhelpful]

Good for you,ummmm,but replace s. with k.

[Goodsoulette]

I can only aspire to be a darts wife.

[ummmm]

That's not very helpful everhelpful!!!! Am I suppose to look up to such people. Or maybe I should go out and get love and hate tattooed on my knuckles.

Are you one of these people who think it looks nice to have a sovereign on each finger??

I'm quite good at darts!!!

[-Zorro-]

Goodsoulette...what would your nickname be as a Dart-WAG

The Wizard's Wench (Webster)

The Power's Pretty Lady (Taylor)

The Jackpot's Jugs (Lewis)

The Man's Woman Barnaveld)

[curly-milf]

i was born in erith, by the thames, so i'm very working class, but according to the times newspaper, people in the services are upper class

[Everhelpful]

ummmm,why not live and let live. It used to be a free country where people could do what they liked,within in the law,so why not just live your life as YOU please and leave other people to do what THEY choose.

[ummmm]

I am. Take note. I didn't ask this question!

I do not care what other people do but as I am a grown up I have a tendency to form an opinion. Is that OK with you or should we only say nice positive things on here.

It would be boring I think.

I bet you have a tattoo!

[Everhelpful]

ummmm, I do not like telling people what my occupation was,but after reading what you are writing, and being personal, I am actually a Retired Vicar,so do not have a Tattoo, or a Superiority Complex, which you obviously have.