what is the purpose of the question, do you have a hyperactive dog? I have never found the need to put mine anywhere other than where they choose to be, does the dog have a bed, as they do like a place they can call their own. Having said that, mine show not the slightest interest in any bed, or rug I have ever bought, other than when they are puppies, after that they use them to play tug of war or chew up.
oops, I misread the question, thought it was where you wanted to 'put' your dog not 'pet' it ! - I have always found mine to like being rubbed behind the ears, it sends them to sleep, alternatively they like their bellies rubbed!!!!!!
A good thing to try is Rescue Remedy, if your dog is really stressed, you can get it from Holland and Carrot. But my little feller seemed to like a massage on his chest between his two front legs going round and round with your finger tips and up around his neck.
Our mad Dobe likes his naked bit on the inside of his thighs gently scratched lol.... and I always say 'nicely' in a gentle soothing voice..... and he just stops being so hyper for a minute or 3 and then gets in his bed and settles.....
and NO!!! don't get crude you lot lol.....