Cows

[Whiskery Ron]

A poor farmer had only 3 cows left in the herd. One night in winter it was so cold that the 3 cows froze to death, the farmer was devastated & was weeping with despair. An old lady was passing & she said to the farmer whatever is the problem, he showed her the 3 cows, she said don't worry my dear I will revive them, she kissed the 3 cows & they all revived. The farmer was amazed & asked how she did it, she said she could not say. The farmer asked her name & she replied- -THAW A HERD.

[toonmilo]

Brilliant!

[heathfield]

Groan!