i been painting my kitchen and my collie dog seems to have got affected!!

[redhead23]

dog has started behaving badly is it because of the paint and their strong sense of smell ??? he panting a lot and being naughty he normally a very good boy

[grumpii]

Im new, and may go to try and answer the deomonic question. Seems less scary.

[society]

dog is in heat and needs to be shagged!

[ummmm]

Now.....I am amazed I didn't think of that society !!!!

Grumps....you'll get use to it..!!

[redhead23]

hello peeps answer to my question , he could drop dead !!

[grumpii]

I didnt mean less scary than you ! sorry you got the wrong end of the stick, just having a laugh. xx

[redhead23]

who me ? u talkin to me punk

[ummmm]

Grumpii.....I very rarely get the wrong end of the stick ;-)

[grumpii]

No boss, sorry boss.

[sleepyj]

thanks ummmm i will have the financial consultant . dont care if he walks like a duck maybe he is good for a f u*K

[ummmm]

Well.....I can't really answer that....but good choice. He's lovely. I will wrap him up and send him to you. I think he will even cuddle you after the event and engage in chit chat :-)

[redhead23]

what ??? a man chat after sex - god i must be living in the wrong part of the country , my past experience i get a few grunts and they asleep whilst im left wanting more lmao xx

[ummmm]

Some do Red....have you tried intimidation????

Works for me....

[redhead23]

ummm- i say things like ill tell ur wife !!! hahaha no joke to be honest im pleased when they go asleep means i dont have to pretend im enjoying meself anymore lol xx

[sleepyj]

chit chat i want clit chat lol

[sleepyj]

red i dont know now who is worse for wit you or ummmm think your both as mad lol

[redhead23]

ahhh tahnk u sleepy that is very kind xxxx

[sleepyj]

red do you fancy coming down the oap home maybe we could get a rich sugar daddy .get all the money from him and then go on a round the world trip and look for some hunk off a man . we would have enough money to pay them for a good sh*g

[sleepyj]

ummm would you like to come ? dont think your short of men to keep you busy

[redhead23]

sleepy!!!!!
do u think im desperate or something (yes yes i am ) lol
listen most of the plan is good , however---- we pay them for sex !!! hell no they pay us we are females , hot , delicate and have powers men are putty in our small hands
get the trip planned , ill make sure i shave me moustache so the men might fancy me !!! oi oi