Whiffy Dogs

[scotchollie]

I've seen this gadget (link is below) that aims to neutralise doggy farts.

However, I have a seven foot Irish Wolfhound and the suggestion is impractical.

Has anyone out there got a better suggestion for my canine's eggy whiffs?

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[grumpii]

I thought you had him stuffed, better get the vet round pronto !!!!!!!!!

[ludwig]

You've got to think laterally on this. Use the device as featured in the article, but instead of attaching it to the dog's @rse, strap it around your head (your nose goes through the hole where the dog's tail would), and hey presto! - same effect, no more doggy fart whiffs.

[glesga123]

Try striking a match. (No really, i'm serious) Not too close to the poor animals @rsehole though.

[wild-bill]

didn't even open your link out of pure fear lol
shoot the booger lmao

[rugeleyboy]

i thought your headline was a statement!!!

i thought you may have seen the whiffster on clapham common!!!!

[ELVIS68]

rugeleyboy, that`s what I thought when I first saw it, lol

The whiffster peering through someones car window on his pushbike, knocking one off

[whiffey]

Today I have been mostly shooting ducks on the common, quacking ******** to a man !

[rugeleyboy]

knocking one off!!! i love that saying!!!!!!

[redhead23]

kill him

[Metz]

let me know if you get a solution got 2 stinky boxers, have you tried charcoal biscuits?

[johnlambert]

I thought the same as Elvis pmslol (sorry whiffey),
To answer your question, can you change your mutts diet? our cat could clear the room with her silent but violent flatulations until we changed what she eats

[scotchollie]

Metz - thanks for the suggestion on charcoal biscuits.

I managed to stuff three up Bejaysus's ar@e before the b*gger broke free and bit me.

It's certainly made a difference to the odour, but now I think I need a tetanus jab and some micro-surgery to re-attach my hand.

With hindsight, might you have mentioned that the biscuits should be given orally..?