I called my daughter aged 3 one day from work and asked to speak to daddy, her response will always make me laugh "I'll get him, but he's making the hoover eat grass". It took me a minute to figure out he was mowing the lawn.
when my son was about 5 he come home from school and said he had a run away beans ...........he is 13 now and still comes out with really funny things
when he was about 3 he said hes poo does not want to come out its scared off the light
My friends two little boys were running round her lounge and the youngest took all his clothes off.. (they are 3 and 4) and the eldest came up to me and said 'Look, Kieron is being gay'... I said 'Oh, and what does gay mean then?' and he said.. 'No clothes on'