Why dogs sniff bottoms poem

[Maggoty]

Does anyone know it or could print the lyrics? I know the poem is about the dogs hanging up their bottoms then in a rush they all got the wrong bottoms, which is why the always sniff others dogs to see it they have got their bottom. Sorry if I sound like I out on licence but I have searched and searched for it with no luck
xx

[shaneystar2]

The dogs all had a meeting,
They came from near and far,
Some came by public transport,
While others came by car.

But before they were allowed
To enter in the hall,
Each had to hang it's bottom
On a hook upon the wall.

They all got nicely seated,
Each mother's son and sire,
When a dirty little yellow dog
Began to holler "Fire!"

They all jumped up together,
They had no time to look,
And each one grabbed at random,
A bottom from a hook.

This got their bottoms all mixed up,
And made them very sore,
To wear another bottom
That they hadn't worn before.

And that's the reason why a dog
Will even leave a bone,
To smell another bottom
In the hope to find his own!

[Maggoty]

Thanks shaneystar - you are a start indeed