really annoying ant ....

[feist]

I think there's a really hungry irritating ant lying on my back and has not stopped biting me for the last half hour....
As I do not have a fly swatter or a back scratcher , how do I get rid of this irritating ant! I have some strong deo, if I spray it on the ant, will it bugg@r off ?
Help.... :(

[cazzz1975]

you have no way of getting a tiny crawling insect off your back?... are you by anychance bed bound?

[feist]

No, but the little ****** keeps crawling about so I cant smack it on my back....
I'd rather not smack this ant, as annoying as it is. Better to get it off my back and out the window it goes!

[feist]

bugg@r**

[Ice-Maiden]

Don't think an ant'd remain on you for so long, especially with moving around. Have you checked to see whether there's something sharp on whatever you're laying on?

[cazzz1975]

ants tend to live in colonies so invariably there will be more in close proximity to the one that you cannot get off your back...

[feist]

I think I'll lie on my back and hopefully that should squash it soon. If not, at least it'll scare it into getting off, once and for all...

[cazzz1975]

maybe you need to go and have a shower...?

[Ice-Maiden]

Maybe it's scabies!!!!!

[feist]

no its an ant, and it'll get the slipper if it doesn't get off in the next 10 mins!!!!

[Ice-Maiden]

I don't believe you! An ant'd never stay on you for this long!

[cazzz1975]

I didnt believe it either ice, Im just killing 10 mins :D

[Louisa 69]

Hi Ice, feist is Blue3wave. Do you remember some of her posts from before ?

[Ice-Maiden]

Looks like feist is as well.

[cazzz1975]

this was last nights time killer..

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Society-and-Cul ture/Question476389.html

[feist]

well clearly this ant is bored, homeless or just a complete pain in the neck which is prolly why it got kicked out of its own home and is now resting on my back!!

[Ice-Maiden]

If it seems like a permanent fixture - maybe it's a wart! And yes....last night's tk.....LOL!!!

[cazzz1975]

lol ice, shes as subtle as a sledgehammer, do you think she has friends in rl?

[Ice-Maiden]

This could be so, this could be so......