Impressions

[whiffey]

Following on from Potter Minor's fascinating question about insoluble aspirin and scratchy gargling, I got to thinking about impressionists, following on from an appearance by Rodney Bremner on BBC London News.

Anyway, following on from all of these, here are some impressions of my own:

'Is that a yes or a no' (John Humphreys)

'Up yer bum' (Gloria Hunniford)

'Would you like to come round for a drink and stay the night ? (Cat Deeley)

'Jump out of a helicopter ? F--- off !' (Davina McCall)

Am I a natural or am I a natural ?

[weeal]

whiffey for a non-scottie that is utterly unintelligible

[johnny.5]

i also dabble my self
here try this one


ahhh mish moneypenny


can you tell who it is yet ?

[weeal]

james

ooh I mean johnny (005), that was really good



clap clap clap

[johnny.5]

and another



'you're arnly meant ta blah the blardy daws ov'

[weeal]

heres one

" yooo dirrry rat "





pmsl

[Potter Minor]

pickni on me ?

won't work.

juist go get a life

tw@ts

[weeal]

Potter Minor -

nope, I cant quite catch the accent on that one
can you run it past me again please?

[Potter Minor]

Try it again, slowly, put 'the noo' at the end.

[weeal]

ahhhhhh,

bravo

got it, you are so much better at that than Whiffey is

[caz247]

give it half an hr and the words cemetery, trains and
scottie land will crop up

[johnny.5]

heres one of my favourites


'hmmmmmmm Betty the doggies done a whoopsie'

[weeal]

lol
youre good

youre real good lol

[johnny.5]

heres a goood one i've not tried this before but i'll give it a go





' I aint gettin' on no plane '
and
'i pity the fool '

[weeal]

" I love it when a plan comes together "

[johnny.5]

yes it worked

[dot.hawkes]

'sure you used enough dynamite there Butch? '

talent or what

[weeal]

" happy buarthday toooo yoooo, happy buarthday tooo yooo, happy buarthday mister preeeside-ent, happy buarthday tooo yoooooo "

[Louisa 69]

"Go ahead make my day"