long story

[MONTCRIEFF49]

jesus and satan
were having an on-going argument
about who was better on the computer.

had been going on for days,and frankly jesuswas tired
of hearingall the bickering.

finally fed up ,"THATS IT! i have had enough.
i am going to set up a test that will run for two hours,
and from those results,
i will judge who does a better job."

So Satan and jesus sat down at the key boards
and typed away .

they moused
they faxed
they e mailed
they e mailed attachments
they downloaded
they did spread sheets
they wrote reports
they created labels and cards
they created charts and graphs
they did genealogy reports
they did every job known to man
jesus worked and satan was faster than ever
ten minutes before time was up
lighting flashed thunder rolled rain poured
and of course power went off ..
satan stared at his blank screen and screamed
every curse word known in the under world
jesus just sighed
finally electricity came bk on
each of them restarted ther pc
satan searched frantically ,screaming its all GONE!
I LOST EVERY THING WHEN POWER WENT OUT
JESUS quietly started printing all his files from the past 2 hours of work .
satan observed this and became irate.
Wait!" he screamed "thats not fair ! he cheated
how come he has all his work and i dont have any??"

GOD JUST SHRUGGED AND SAID


JESUS SAVES

WHIFFEY AND LEGEND

[B00]

Jesus saves Whiffey and Legend?

Eh?

[MONTCRIEFF49]

of coarse boo
they always in battle with each other

just thought it matched them on here lol x

[Bewlay Bros]

This is a very long question with little meaning or direction.

Was I the only one reading it waiting for the punchline?

[whiffey]

You have to be patient. This is one of those devilish teasers where the punchline is withheld for an hour or so. Wait in line. It will be a corker of a punchline.