I just had a phone call from a friend, well I say a friend, but it was a bit one-sided because I couldn't get a word in edgeways. Apparently I am amusing, amusing enough to be worth a long-distance phone call and be drowned out by gibberish. I'll say no more, because there is no need to. Unless of course........
I never actually found out who it was. I gave up the unequal struggle of trying to get a word in, and resorted to scratching my scrotum and saying "yes"
Eventually she rang off, so I expect I'll never know.