Disappointment with pet poodle

[Marg0]

I took my poodle of 12 years to the vet for her first checkup and my vet has sadly advised me that I may have been the victim of a scam, i.e. she was never a poodle but is in fact a different species, perhaps a rare species of sheep. Is it common for mutton to be dressed up as poodle? I'm so upset I don't quite know what to do.
It does explain the patchy lawn and highly unusual 'bark' however.
What should I do?

[taichiperson]

rofl!!!!!!

[alfieblue]

Dear Margo!!!! Who are you kidding!!!" Are you on another planet???

There are genuine people on this site that have genuine problems!!! Then there is you!!!! Yes we all answer probs and we have a giggle or two, but come on!!!!

What should you do?? I suggest you take up a hobby! Try knitting, voluntary work or perhaps work for the local dog rescue centre, or sheep farming in austrailia - then you will be able to tell the difference from a poodle of 12 years old to a sheep!!!!

Lol!!! You are taking the mick!!!!

Lay down with a cold cloth on your head, and take some time out. Best wishes!!! 12 years!!!! come on!!!!

[tw@t]

you may as well try knitting as ALFIE says


after all you will get plenty of wool now you own a sheep

[tiggerblue10]

Looks like the plce you got the poodle from pulled the wool over your eyes!

[Tichfield]

Why are you upset?

You have had this dog for 12 years. Does that not mean anything to you?

So it may not be a poodle. So what?

What should you do? Get something important to worry about!

[originalspa]

Thanks for that Marg, just what I needed!!

Here I am bored at work and the next minute I'm laughing my head off!!!

At least you won't have to worry about mowing the lawn in future!! :P

[alfieblue]

Well! that depends whether its a poodle or a sheep!!!

Never known a poodle to graze the grass!!!

[Marg0]

You should be safe then, alfie. Worth getting her checked out though.
I'm still in a state of shock.

[tw@t]

this was on
have i got news for you

and apparently the japenese are being duped.....they think they have bought a rare type of poodle but its actualy a sheep.


are you japanese MARGo?

[figure]

LOL Marge!!!! Hahaha! You are hilarious! LOve it. x

I think you should dress her in a pink tutu with lots of bows and willows.

[Marg0]

私のプードル羊大好きです。男のベストフレンドは、 1つのウーリーです。
Her ba is worse than her bite.

[Marg0]

I think that's spot on figure! I've always tried my best by her.

http://i27.tinypic.com/nl6cn9.jpg

[alfieblue]

I give up!!!!!!

Have a good evening :o)

[tw@t]

do you want fried rice with that MARGo?

[Marg0]

図は、素晴らしい少女に会うまでです。

i take ur orda?

[lankeela]

Well thats a relief, I was wondering where you had gone.
I thought you might have gravitated towards another site.

Could be worse though, could be as mad as a boxer frogs.

[warpig3]

Nice one, PMSL again! (not as good as the dog breath in a bottle though)

Where do ewe get them from?

[jack daniels]

Is this what she looks like - keep her, she's bewetiful lol pml

http://www.mellowmonk.com/2007/04/thousands-du ped-in-japans-great-poodle.html

[ChuckFickens]

PMSL

Nice one Marg0

and I'm now off to purchase a flock of sheep and hopefully setup a thriving export business to Japan.

:)

[pastafreak]

Ummmmm.....don't they have sheep in Japan???