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I think I have to use one of my two remaining lives. I'm a bit upset an the prospect of losing my name and being stuck in here for good. Was I really such a baddie?
Before long, Buzzy's barreries will run out, and my only change of underwear will be knobster's old G string. If I'd known I was going to be sent here, I would have packed my bum crack jeans and a few titty tops. And if I had my fave strappy sandals, I could have kicked the guards and run for it. Except ... I don't know the way out.
Also, I'm down to my last hundred bottles of wine, which is a bit worrying.
Will I have to be Dungeon Jayne forever? Hmm ...
(thinks about new names ... )
BrightonGirl (bit obvious?)
jayne3 (like my new girlfriend xxx)
MGF_not_Lotus (no. too many letters)
Exige_eat_my_dust (no. far too many letters)
Jayne_Jogger (mmm, possibly)
Oh, this is too awful.
I need a cake with a file and a bottle of Pinot Grigio in it. Oh, and 4 x AA batteries, please.
HELP !!!