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DungeonJayne | 18:48 Thu 24th Jul 2008 | ChatterBank
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Yes, I got sent to the Dungeon last night, and my posts have been removed.

It's miserable here. You can watch AB, but you can't post. And Octavius is right � the piped Mariah Carey music is unendurable. The Dungeon food is poop. I think they get it from McDonalds.

I've got my baseball glove with "Cooler King" written across the back. And I smuggled Mr Buzzy Rabbit in here, hidden inside the glove, so I'm okay until his batteries run out.

I haven't used the baseball, cos girls can't throw or catch, obviously, so I gave it to a long term inmate called "Lungy" and this morning it had vanished! Yuck.

A big, big thank you to the following, who've been nice enough to think about me while I'm in here �

sara3 (you're a star ... x)
888sally888
hippyhoppy
beejay1124
jenna1978
bensmum
Octavius
porsche1
And of course � Legend

And to Legume, who said my posts were monotonous, and it was good that I was in the dungeon �

� come on Mr Legume, don't be so gwumpy, or I'll sort you out with the little smacky whip one of the guards has given me, in return for ... (better save that until I'm free!).

I'm still trying to get released. I can only make 3 posts in the first 60 hours using this name, so I'd better save the other 2 for later. I will use them if anyone wants to ask me anything to prove that this is me.

Thanks again guys. Hope to be free soon.

Love J x x x
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woooooo, nice to see you, even if it is from the dungeons :o)

save your 2 remaining posts, someone may be needy of your words of wisdom, or a virtual slap!

be strong, and you will soon be released to enjoy your bbq. the weather is nice up here, btw x

J J I cant remember the last time I was sent to the dungeon they just overide the dungeon with me now and sentence me to the gallows.

Oh what a luxury it used to be to get sent to the dungeon and then come back to life in a few days.
P.S. did you find my G string that I left there last time I was there

Free the MG one.
Prove it.

Any idiot could come on here and claim to be you.

Shut it noddy
And of course there are just idiots who come on here and add nothing discernible except small warm droppings.
J J sorry but I have bad news for you if all your posts have been removed then I think you have gone to the gallows with me and there is no way back now as you will either be hung or shot at dawn.
Sorry J J but that was your last post as J J.

God rest your jogging thongs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?vpgtBP15CTOo
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Well, get a new name, stick a fullstop in the middle, e.g.
"Jogger.Jayne"

It is well cool, having a fullstop in your name. You could also try adding a number at the end, e.g. JoggerJayne12, but that is most definitely not cool.

Steer clear of anything vaguely genital or simian.

Your affectionate friend....


hey, what's wrong with having a number at the end??!
Too much of a compromise sara, I'd rather call myself "gibbonballs" or "slightlysmelly" than whiffey2

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maybe we should all come here with no name, then be named by other members.

I've been called some names in my time, but never gibbonballs!
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I think I have to use one of my two remaining lives. I'm a bit upset an the prospect of losing my name and being stuck in here for good. Was I really such a baddie?

Before long, Buzzy's barreries will run out, and my only change of underwear will be knobster's old G string. If I'd known I was going to be sent here, I would have packed my bum crack jeans and a few titty tops. And if I had my fave strappy sandals, I could have kicked the guards and run for it. Except ... I don't know the way out.

Also, I'm down to my last hundred bottles of wine, which is a bit worrying.

Will I have to be Dungeon Jayne forever? Hmm ...

(thinks about new names ... )

BrightonGirl (bit obvious?)

jayne3 (like my new girlfriend xxx)

MGF_not_Lotus (no. too many letters)

Exige_eat_my_dust (no. far too many letters)

Jayne_Jogger (mmm, possibly)

Oh, this is too awful.

I need a cake with a file and a bottle of Pinot Grigio in it. Oh, and 4 x AA batteries, please.

HELP !!!
I know which name gets my vote!

I have cake and a nail file for you, plus the vino, but will have to pop upstairs for the batteries....
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Okay sara3 ... you choose for me.

And as this is my third (and last) post ...

I'd better say "Goodnight" but ...

... I WILL RETURN

(with whatever name Sara3 chooses for me)

But I'll have to wait 60 hours before I can post properly (crikey, Mr Buzzy Rabbit is gonna be worn out. I may have to settle for a DIY and give him a rest).

So, go Sassy ... choose the new me.

(Hmmm ... does this mean we're proper girl-on-girl lovers? What are you doing on Friday night? LOL You know there's a direct train from St Albans to Brighton!!! Aww, crap ... it's a bit pointless, as I'm incarcerated here in the Dungeon. Ah well. x)

Love ... (name to be announced)

x

Hi Jayne , it is horrid in that dungeon I know , has Porsche arrived with fresh supplies yet ? She has some new batteries for your rabbit in her pack , along with some food to your liking. She is used to sneaking past the guards to deliver , and then causing a diversion on her way out . Being black she is sneaking in the dark so watch you don't trip over her . :-) xxx
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lol

Oooh, I got a 4th post !!!

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