Hello Everybody

[Darth.Lung]

I have just found a tape worm in my colomy bag. It was trying to crawl out of the split in the bag from which my faeces was pouring out. I dont know what to do with the evil looking thing. It smells of excrement and It makes me want to be sick. What do I do everybody please?

[ChuckFickens]

awwww, bless.... you have a pet!

[sara3]

oh, give it up!

[ChuckFickens]

hi sara, hope your well.

[kjc]

pour it all into a jug and get it down yer kneck...be careful not to waste any....you must drink it all in one go.

[sara3]

hey Chuckie, nice to see you. I have a cold that I probably caught from someone on here!

how's you?

[Darth.Lung]

Give the worm up? Maybe I could put it in my bottom. At least then it could befriend all the maggots from my infestation?

[monkeyeyes]

I don't suppose that we can hope you'll be giving this up and going kite-surfing today, can we, gravy ?

[ChuckFickens]

I'm good ta... other than being at work (kinda) on a Saturday morning!! and you can't blame me for the cold :)

[dot.hawkes]

reported

[smudge]

Ditto dot!

....and I only popped in for a quick post on Films.