Morning my Fellow Furry Friends

[jen78]

Heathcliffe here.

Guess what...I lulled slave into a false sense of security and got her thinking that I wasn't interested in the christmas tree then the, this morning, POW....I killed it hahahaha :)

Slave wasn't very impressed!

Serves her right though as I wanted a nice cuddly morning and went and curled upon her chest in bed this morning and had lots of lovely strokes and cuddles and was purring my little head off in bliss when she went and got up, hmph!

She's gone back to that work place again today, I was hoping she'd chucked all that in as she's not been in the last few days, figured she wanted to spend more time at home in the warm with me but no :(

Ahh well, I shall go see if the lovely neighbour who loves me lots is in. A cat has to get his slaves lined up in these cold times.

[LoftyLottie]

Hi Heathcliffe!

My slave isn't very happy with me this morning! She keeps a big box of something called coat hangers in my bedroom, on the top shelf of a cupboard - and I had a slight accident and knocked it down in the night - I was only being curious and I was bored.

What a noise it made, he he! Well at least it woke her up. She wouldn't play with me though.

Well I do let her share my bedroom, so if she doesn't like it she should move out!!

Anyway, she is threatening to shove me up through that loft hatch, because there is a rat up there. She says it's my job to catch it! No way........................................... !

Alice x

[frankiecat]

Hello friends. I actually got into trouble for switching on the vacuum cleaner at about 3am the other morning. Slave was wandering around thinking it was a water mains break and it took her ages to work out where the noise was coming from. She should have unplugged the stupid thing.

Slave is wandering around blowing her nose and coughing.

HC - my slave doesn't work but I have to tell you that having around the house all day is not as great as it sounds. The best times of the week are when she works in her Oxfam book shop - we get peace and quiet and I can chase Merlin around with getting into trouble.

I think that it is time for a cat-nap.

[Rosetta]

hello all, Sally here.
My slave deliberately ignored me this morning as she said it was too early, just because I wanted a snackette. Why is 4 o'clock too early? I am having serious doubts about slave if this is what she is going to do. Its bad enough that I have to put up with that smelly dog in my house,( it was foisted on me without any consideration I might add .) He had the nerve to sit beside me on the sofa last night, you can imagine the look I gave him.
I wonder if the neighbour is nice?

[lollyone]

Hi all
I, very thoughfully brought my slave a robin home this morning. It being December and all.
Left it on the front step in one piece which is an achievement in itself. She was ma-aad!
She wont speak to me now even though I'm trying my hardest to get under the cover with her on the couch.
How ungrateful??!

[Nosha123]

You lot are very funny!!! ha ha ha

[Nosha123]

Hi HC and fellow furry dudes...

Woke my slave up this morning for some cuddles - but dont think she quite appreciated me sitting on her back and poking a claw up her nose...

She also doesnt seem very pleased about all the little muddy pawprint trails I leave on her shiny floor.

I try to keep as clean as I can - but with such long fur its a full time job - and just occasionally after I have been to the loo in the neighbours garden I have a little 'klinker' still stuck in my fur! Luckily I tend to spot it in time before jumping in my bed and pull it out with my teeth then fling in on the rug! Just hope Dad spots it when he walks by in his bare feet!

Harvey Pickle Pants

[eash]

Hello fellow furry friends,

My slave tricked me in to getting in a box today and then when I was allowed out I was not in my house but at the vet! They say it's for my own good but I'm not so sure, I just wanted to get straight back in the box and go home. My plan was to stay annoyed at them all night but I was given some milk when I got home and told I was a good girl so now I am about to give my slave some cuddles to say thanks.
I know the vet was for my own good really I just like to kick up a fuss.
Miaow x

[garner]

Hi Heathcliffe this is Mickey and Rooney I'm afraid Rastaz is too stuck up to take any notice of you .But my brother and I are fed up with our slaves, do you know that a few years ago we took our slaves Christmas tree down for her and ran all over the house with the tinsel we thought it looked so nice especially on the bed, but they said enough was enough and they were not going to put one up again, granted it was a week before Christmas but we thought it was for our pleasure how wrong you can be.All we have now is the Christmas cards to have a go at, they are not bad to play with but we have heard that they are getting fed up with having to stick them up again, I think our slaves are getting on a bit and they have lost their sense of

[garner]

sorry about that my slave has just told me off for walking across this thing she is writing on now.What I was going to say is, they feed us very well and we have a choice of menu and tomorrow is M & S chicken day so better behave now.Love Mickey and Rooney and stuck up Rastaz.

[porsche1]

My slave still hasn't let me near her tree ......puts on sad eyes