Calling Ethel

[Harry-Wragg]

Ethel - you have probably read about BigDave44 being held to ransom by the Chatterbankers - is there any way a transfer fee could be arranged for you to come over to the Crossworders - you could play in the middle between Dave & Lie-in King and direct operations.

[sara3]

Ethel can't be bought and sold.. shame on you!

[BigDave44]

Have we lost you as well now, Harry ??

[Harry-Wragg]

Dave - you started this and as I'm picking the team I could put you at left back and Ethel in goal

[bigmamma]

You can't bargain with us for either Ethel , or BigDave Harry , but I think Ethel's a free spirit anyway and can be seen in many sections :-) x

[sara3]

and... BigDave loves us girlies ;o)

[BigDave44]

Why not put me in goal !!

1 I'm better than Artur Boruc

2 It leaves less of the goal for the other side to aim at

[Harry-Wragg]

Ethel - if I offered you the captain's badge would you play for the Crossworders? - I wouldn't tell Dave and Lik anything about it it until the last minute

[BigDave44]

Do they know who LiK is over here ?

[Harry-Wragg]

sara3 - you're on the bench

[Ethel]

Crosswords!

Gawd - those pesky clues can keep me up all night. I have to avoid them, but am lured in by the temptations in the 'recent posts' box from time to time.

[Bathsheba]

I know who Lie in King is Dave, sweetie ;-) xxx

[Harry-Wragg]

bigmamma - you're training with the reserves this week

[sara3]

on the bench?

always the bridesmaid........ sigh

[Harry-Wragg]

Right - so it's a six-a-side game - ok
Dave in goal (Andy Murray's pal)
Ethel - cover the left right and middle
Docspock - you're back in son, jist mind yersel'
Sara3 (up ye get hen)
Bigmamma - back in the reserves if you don't perform
Bathsheba - I'll be watchin you

[sara3]

oh, I'm in!

[Bathsheba]

Every breath you take- sung by The Police.
Am i right Harry? (oops, we're not in Music, are we?)

[Harry-Wragg]

sara3 & Bathsheda - take this seriously - we're playing the chatterbankers shortly - ethel has transferred - docspock has promised to behave and with Dave in goal we should cuff them

[sara3]

I'll wait to see if docspock behaves.

I'm not holding my breath.

[Harry-Wragg]

sara3 - oh aye he'll behave a' right - mind when Fergie hit Beckham in the face wi' a boot? - aye well that's nuthin