Humans are eejits

[frankiecat]

Is it too much to ask that a Slave feed their master and mistress properly. I told her that we have gone off the rabbit in jelly Felix and what was my first meal of 2009?

I might have to resort to eating the dry Iams that is sitting in the other bowl.

She bought loads of Felix before Christmas - but we think that Whiskas is better - but not the Steam Cooked one and some of the Tesco food is good. But it HAS to be in jelly. Gravy is yuck.

A cat could starve to death....

[goosing]

morning frankie (and merlin), eating is lots of fun - we only really like felix - roasted is best - but as soon as slave fills the cupboard we pretend to go off it till she buys whiskas then we go back to felix! we like gravy best. felix has a new one out called marinades (half price in tesco ) that is delicious!
happy new year to you all
Boots (and Whirly)

[Eve]

Hello it's Heathcliffe.

I'm loving this time of year, slave is around loads so i get to curl up with her in the warm.

I didn't like the bangy things last night though but my slave came to keep me safe and hid me under her duvet and put the electric blanket on as a treat.

I don't like Felix, it's yuk and I won't eat it. I did like Aldi pouches with gravy but I don't like it any more.

I love Asda foil trays though and am ignoring the yukky Felix stuff in the hope that she gets some more of that.

I've managed to get all sorts out of her over Christmas though, we had some ham yesterday and I pestered her earlier until she gave me some of the sausage out of her quiche.

[Jugglering]

Slaves simply will not learn, will they ? WeeThug and I (and our slave knows this very well) only like Whiskas in Jelly and we simply adore (well, at the moment we do) those that have little bits of vegetables...heehee.... just to appease the vegetarian in her, we do eat our veggies... *cat laughter was heard throughout the Jugglering household*..... we quite like the odd crunch as well, but absolutely detest anything with beef in it (except of course the Lidl 20p cartons of beef, they're ok hehe)... We did manage to fool our slave into getting us some freshly cooked meat a couple of times, simply by ignoring the anti-botty tablets she wanted us to take when we were poorly... we both knew perfectly well that she had hidden them inside the cooked turkey and ham... that was good fun, I kept nicking WeeThug's ham but she got me back by filching my turkey the following week.... dratted WeeThug... I hate her too ! miaow, purr, miaow.........

[madboutcats]

Hello gang its margo here, hi heathcliffe (flutters eyelashes) You are all lucky, im on a diet, the vet person put me on one, its not my fault i like my grub and have to polish off cupars share as he only eats a little at a time. Ive been on this diet for a couple of months now but ive not lost any weight even though my food intake has been cut.. i think this means im meant to be big boned, more of me to cuddle up to hey heathcliffe (nudge nudge)xxxx

[Eve]

mmmm Margo :)

My slave bought me a new cat bed for my sofa and cos I'm so big (wink wink) he got me a dog sized one so I can stretch right out in in.

I've saved a piece of blanket just for you but bagsy I get the side closest to the radiator.

[frankiecat]

HC and Margo - behave!

Thugs - your mum is a Heathen? I hope that you made it clear that YOU are not and that Santa Kittie was coming to bring you both presents. My human is a follower of the Bitsa religion - bits of this one and bits of that one. Mostly she prays to us - her Gods or Goddesses in Merlin's case.

Boots and Whirly our slave can never remember if we like the Felix roasted so she never buys it. If she sees the marinades at our local Metro she might buy it. She does Internet shopping for us too.

Bolly and Tatty With names like that methinks your owner deserves a hangover this morning. I hope that you have been nice to your slave - at least for today!

We are counting down the hours until our incarceration in the local Cat Hotel *** Prison. We are going away for a week and will be in separate cells coz Merlin keeps goading me into a fight. Slave is leaving Scotland and going abroad to see her brother. Is Nottingham a nice place?

Frankie

[madboutcats]

Hey frankie its cupar shall i send you a lovely big cat food cake with a file hidden inside it so you can file away at the lock,?? I also apologise on behalf of margo she really is a strumpet and she goes all twittery when she sees HCs name on here, girls (very deep sigh) what shall we do hey frankie we boy cats have got to stick together.

[frankiecat]

Cupar A fellow Scottish cat with a sister - you understand what I have to put up with.

My human says that cat ladies are lucky - it they are in the mood for male 'company' they just start screaming like a banshee and wiggle their bum around. Merlin doesn't do this but I am not sure if this is because she is my sister, she has had 'the op' or maybe she doesn't fancy me. It couldn't be the last one surely.

We are off up stairs to the bedroom so that human can read in bed, Merlin can sleep on human's large ar5e and I can prowl around and kill things.

Speak tomorrow fabulous feline friends.

[tiggerblue10]

Well my slave gets us the Felix Good as it Looks pouches. She used to give us Wiskas but for some reason we don't like them. She also gives us Purina One, Iams, Go-Cat and other crunchy things. We love Wiskas Temptations though, they're yummy but she only gives us 5 at a time :o(

Tiggy & Bluey