Someone cheer me up!

[Barmaid]

My relationship has ended rather painfully, and I've just brought my cat home from the vets to die. Otherwise the weekend has just been tickety blummin boo!

All funny contributions welcome.

[cab]

Sorry to hear that barmaid, I cant make you laugh, but thinking of you. x

[Joy11]

You are too good for him barmaid, his bl00dy loss, you can get another pussy to love....best leave it there pet! lol

[Barmaid]

Thanks both. Funnily enough I am actually more upset about the cat than the man!!!! Men come and go, but faithful pets are always there.

[pastafreak]

Oh hun.....thats terrible. Tho I have to admit-I feel worse about your moggy than the relationship.You MAY be able to mend that. The poor cat is not so easily replaced as their loyalty is special.
Do I sound cynical??...nahhhh

[betterman]

You have to feel for ex though, you have both lost a pussy.

[terambulan]

Plenty more fish in the sea.....he wasn't worth it & your lucky to have discovered it before the relationship deepened.

Sad about the cat.

Cheer up on this site:

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/ChatterBank/Que stion739634.html

[pastafreak]

*snap ! *

[joggerjayne]

Here's a funny Haka I've just posted in Sport ...

The All Blacks being really pathetic ... and the player 6th from the right, just fiddling with his willy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emJyEa4z2Ec

[sqad617]

Barmaid, my love.....from your description of that weekend, it was never on.

The cat is something different....just get another kitten or two.

Joy.......how do you know she is too good for him?

[Joy11]

On a serious note barmaid, it's horriblr losing your pet, they are the ones giving the unconditional love, I lost my Yorkie a while ago, so I do sympathise with you, thinking of you, take care x

[Joy11]

I just know, we women are all too good for the fellas!!!!!

[redman41]

Every cloud has a silver lining as the well known saying goes. Life is like that, we're on a high one day and down in the dumps the next. Personally I am a Fatalist, believing in what must be must be.
Be Positive, because if you have your health, then a new Boyfriend will soon be a reality and you will also be able to get a new Kitten as a Pet. Things will only get better Barmaid!!!!!

[Barmaid]

Awww thanks all. Unfortunately, my health is also a concern - I've found another lump! Doctors tomorrow.

loving the haka JJ - he WAS playing with his willy!!

sqad - Joy has an intuition that is clearly second to none!!!!!

[sqad617]

teramb. how do you know he wasn't worth it.

Pasta.......can't abide the word "hun" and many bloody women use it.

Barmaid......just ask my advice about the next weekend.

And yes I lost at snooker....am a lousy loser and am p1ssed off.

[joggerjayne]

As long as you've still got your 'elf ...

Cue predictable "elf" picture ...

http://benblogged.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/ 12/elf1.jpg

[sqad617]

Joy....if all women are too good for fellas, then don't "bleat" when you are dumped.

[Barmaid]

lol Sqad - there won't be any "weekends" any time soon! Need to lick some wounds. Although in fairness he has been very supportive over the kitty cat.

[Joy11]

talk about get a kicking when your'e down hun, I will definatley be thinking of you going to doc's and wishing for you some really good news....you deserve it x

[Barmaid]

bloody hell sqad! The ladies are only doing their best to cheer me up! Don't get your shreddies in a knot because you lost a few frames, HUN! xxxxxxxx

[sqad617]

Joy....LOL LOL Watch it......"HUN"