skidding on different poo's

[cazzz1975]

if I was a cyclist following a horse at 60mph (the horse is doing the national speed limit) what would be my skidding distance on horse poo and is it greasier that dog poo?

[cazzz1975]

my tyres are 27 1/4 inches by 3/4 of an inch slicks

[craft1948]

no it's not as greasy as horse poo as it contains grass.......but whichever way you look at it you're in the shit...

[craft1948]

sorry the dog poo is greasier....

[albaqwerty]

if there's a horse that does the NSL back it for the national :)
or are you the cyclist that is doing 60mph? rofl

[cazzz1975]

both alberquerty, its a stressful trip home at high speed, the person riding the horse is a middle class schoolgirl I think

[stewey]

I would suggest that if you are balancing a 23-runged ladder across your handlebars do not drive over a blancmange.

[craft1948]

personally I find cow pats a nightmare.........but they do keep your head dry if it's raining......

[logic]

would the horse be running, or is it on toe,
And are you peddaling,? or are you being towed by the horse,?
Come off it CAZZZ i don't think you are that fast,

Horse...........national speed limit. = tall story.

[craft1948]

stewey have you posted on the wrong thread...again

[logic]

CAZZZ, iff you do come a cropper in a pile of horse dung, would you get me a couple of buckets full for my rhubarb,

Please.

[stewey]

No, craft; just horsing around.

[cazzz1975]

my life vs a bag of manure??

[logic]

Yep,,,, it stinks dunnit,?

[cazzz1975]

I will send you some goose droppings, they are in season

[craft1948]

you fibber cazzz......cyclist my bum......you can't carry your golf clubs on a bike....

[cazzz1975]

its a bicycle with a faux engine centrepiece

[stewey]

Tie them to the rungs of the ladder.