Lizard catcher wanted....

[NoMercy]

Liberate the lizard and name your price....

You can even name the lizard if you like ;-)

[snags]

I hope it escapes and drops down your cleavage...

[NoMercy]

Why's that then, Snags....?

[snags]

Because you want a lizard catcher :-)

[craft1948]

Lounge?

[NoMercy]

I think the lizard is safer where it is now. It would get totally lost in my bazookas... lol

[NoMercy]

Sharrup tw@tface...

[craft1948]

just show the dog the lizard ffs.......my dog would splatter it......

[NoMercy]

It's up in the ceiling, Craft...

[China Doll]

Cook me dinner and I'll get rid of it for you. I like lizards.

[NoMercy]

What would you like on the menu, China?

[China Doll]

Ermmmm... Piella (sp) if you're offering? (And bannoffee pie for pudding).

Take me to the lizard.... :c)

[NoMercy]

I make a mean Salmon and Prawn paella....

[snags]

''I make a mean Salmon and Prawn paella''

Can I come too? I'll hold the ladder whilst China does her bit for the lizard community...

[NoMercy]

You're more than welcome, Snags. Bring a bottle... ;-)

[China Doll]

Mmmmm.... salmon and prawn paella..... I might just buy a batch of lizards and plant them around your house in that case.

[NoMercy]

Can you bring some nice weather with you? :-(

[China Doll]

Yes... The sun more or less shines out of my butt so I just won't sit down... ;0)